Ep 1 Pt 2: Trigger Warning - KYS (Kiss You Soon)

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SPEAKER_04 0:00

Hey Flamingos, welcome back to the Flamingo Lounge. This is part two of episode one.

SPEAKER_05 0:06

You're wearing a turtleneck, which is shocking. Okay, I am only wearing this because you bought it for me.

SPEAKER_04 0:12

But you still have it on. Well, because I wanted you to see it. Normally you'd be like, look, I want it. I'll be right back. I wanted you to see me in it. Yeah, and then I couldn't go up and change recording this podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Every five seconds. Like she's like feeding.

SPEAKER_04 0:29

Well, I'm sure you've seen me during this.

SPEAKER_05 0:32

Oh, I can't like I cut t-shirt on the top because I feel like I'm being strangled.

SPEAKER_04 0:38

You got me a turtleneck? The one who's always hot? I worked at the capsule wardrobe.

SPEAKER_05 0:47

It is. I love no I capsule wardrobe was like you need to have one of everything. Yeah, yeah. So it was like if you're gonna have a sweater for cold weather, you only want to have one or two. Yeah. But they need to go with everything. No, actually it's a color for girls with pale skin. This is grey.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

It's like colored one too.

SPEAKER_04 1:08

I thought it looked like so you can wear it with blue jeans, you can wear it with why I pined on doing that.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

And so I buy a lot of solid colors, but it doesn't work out.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23

So then I'm also picky about how certain shirts and tops spray me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

So that's the other thing is so like whoever is supposed to help you with this whole thing, like they would go, okay, Jennifer, this is what your body shape is. These are the kind of jeans you should be wearing. So we'll get you a light wash and a dark wash of these jeans because they fit your frame the best. So as long as you have the jeans that fit your frame properly, and then all your shirts fit your frame properly, you should still be able to mix and match all that crap together.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

I just need someone who's a professional. That's not a woman, so a woman is never gonna get professional hair shape with like a little apron belly.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

Amazon has some sort of a capsule, you can get some sort of a capsule wardrobe through Amazon.

SPEAKER_05 2:21

And it's not, it's like I've decided that if I don't try the clothes on, I'm no longer buying them. Yeah. I have to try them on. Because I do a lot of the like, oh yeah, these are totally gonna fit. Yeah. And be cute. Yeah. And it's like I can't get it. And then you put it on and you're like, oh, I look like a stuffed sausage. It's not even that. Like, buying jeans, okay, first of all, I'm not blessed with a backside. So buying jeans has been an issue my entire life because with the backside, it's a problem.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Have you ever had experience fit your butt perfect? But they don't fit your waist. They don't fit your waist, but you can't get a bunch of sides.

SPEAKER_05 3:03

I get they fit here, they don't fit here, they don't fit there.

SPEAKER_06 3:09

There's this weird, like, I don't know what this is, but there's like this, this like my jeans have like the storage space to them on the flattery. But it's because I don't know the ball.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

I need that extra material.

SPEAKER_06 3:36

But I don't have none of that works, and then I put them on and I'm like how am I supposed to watch outside with flapping and vagina flaps on my shoes?

SPEAKER_04 3:54

Oh my god, it looks so bad. I don't like to wear dresses or skirts because I can't stand walking and having my thighs rubbing together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:05

There's a trick, you get like those little half leggings, like the one.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Well, no, so that's what I do. I'll do like what are you? Bike's under boys underwear. Yeah, well, I'll do like the Oh, they're not even long enough.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

No, it's kind of No they do, because the boys ones are like this long.

SPEAKER_04 4:20

Well, maybe, but I gotta have like the with the bike's ones. The bike ones are like this short. Yeah. Oh, so the boy ones. So I've done where I've got I've got like some bike shorts I'll wear. It's the same as biker shorts. Or I'll do like spanks or something. I if I'm gonna wear like a dress I or skirt, I have to have like my spanx or something, because I can't stand having my thighs rubbed together. Which is one of the things like when I'm wearing a swimsuit, like I just have to deal with it. Because I can't wear spanks with my swimsuit. You can wear those old timely swimsuits like. Oh, they do. Well, yeah, because I normally do like yeah, the shorts, but yeah, I well, and I don't do regular the b I do like the the swim trunks with swim bottom swim shorts or whatever. But even then, like, you know, when you get wet and you're walking and they ride up and then you get oh, it's awful.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

But no, no, no. Mine I have I have a pair from Amazon actually. They're they fit like bicycle shorts.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

They look like you need ones with a little light. I need you to send me the link to that one.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

The other thing I did too, I actually was like, you know what, let me try and buy myself something cute. Yeah. So I did. I bought me some swim the kingy bottoms, and uh there's solid black ones I can wear with any top, right? Yeah. And I went to oh no no, was it the kini borders? No, I think it was swim shorts too. I bought like the the the short really short short ones on the micro like short. And it had some sort of material in there that was like a quick dry. But this one's gonna be like off of Amazon's like backdoor country quick dry. Because after I got out of we went to Sun Beach. I think it was corporate circuit, so you're like anyway. When I got out of the water, I shit you not. It looked like I shit myself. All of the material and realized these aren't spider shorts, these are the short ones that look like women's box of griefs.

SPEAKER_06 6:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

All the quick drying material soaked up sand, the damn thing was porous.

SPEAKER_06 6:28

Oh my god. And I have a sandbag.

SPEAKER_03 6:35

Oh, you can't speak sand down.

SPEAKER_06 6:38

No, you can't. Yes, you do. You're like, oh look at me. Then you're like, honey.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

I was like, let me be cute for my wife. Yeah. And I got back to you and I was like, something's not real. And it took me like a day to figure it out. I was like, something's like, so why don't I weigh it back to five hours? I went up to dry it, and I looked at it and I was like, this thing is a mound.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

What's good with it? And I happened to I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna cut it. Cut it slowly. I was like, there's probably water chopper. Right, there's something. That's when I noticed the sand pouring up.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

It was all just in, like in the between the layers of fabric. Oh my gosh. Fabric absorbed. It got in, but it couldn't get out.

SPEAKER_03 7:32

Oh my gosh. That little slip that I made, every time I walk come back to hang out my thing, I'm just like, so many spacing out sand, so it looked right when I went back the next day. Because apparently I'm thinking of like multiple. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:48

Oh my god, that is funny. Good job.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

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SPEAKER_01 8:00

That's why the tripod process is very important. Of course, I think it's a good idea. It is. I feel like I need an ocean. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:07

That is true. Trying it on is does it do yeah, you gotta promise. You gotta be in the ocean.

SPEAKER_05 8:13

Oh my goodness. Can you imagine the slow motion? Tanisha coming out of the ocean, shaking her head, then walking up and going. Trying to like shake her leg to like get out whatever's happening in the swimsuit. Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

Oh Catherine O'Hara. Oh God, that made me so when I read that yesterday, I was so sad. She is great. I love Craig.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

I was talking about making a new uh home alone, too.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

So she passed. I don't think so. Well, and then there was people talking about maybe a Shitskrieg either movie or like a sh I would have loved to have had like a Shitskrieek like another season or a movie or some sort of. But they can't do that now. But I don't know how you do that. They wrapped it up pretty good. I mean they did, but they could still do a movie like where yeah, like where are they now type thing.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

Like an a bonus episode.

SPEAKER_04 9:31

And maybe, yeah, and even if it was maybe not a movie, but a bonus episode. Yeah, I would have watched the bonus episode, whatever it was. Yeah, a where are they now thing? I would have loved that.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

Well someone posted today and they were like, I wish this was happening. They posted a clip when they were like, when Alexis walks out and she's like, Oh good, you're alive. And they had talked about how Moira died. Oh yeah, how she before she checks on her mom, she tweets out R.I.P. mother or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

When when yeah, when it was like in the tabloids that she had done. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

And then David's like, well, you just tweeted that she died. So I thought it was real. Like, none of you thought you go check on your mom before tweeting that she's dead.

SPEAKER_05 10:12

I absolutely love that show. So much. They could have done a movie where it was the whole point, like right before they got all their money taken away. Oh, then getting to the hotel. Yeah. But I mean, like a prequel. Because it would have been like how that actual life was beforehand. Yeah. And then when the they came in and took everything, and them trying to deal with like leaving the house and all that kind of stuff and ending up at the hotel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

That would have been awesome, a prequel.

SPEAKER_05 10:46

Because in the show it was all like this happened.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

Yeah. But if you did a whole like that would have been so cool. Yeah. I mean that show. I mean, it's the funniest thing too because I would be like, it was on Netflix, right? Yeah. I Netflix, please sponsor us. I would be showing up to the show. I would be uh scrolling through the TV show. I would be scrolling through Netflix and I kept seeing this Shits Creek. And I'm like, shit's Creek? That just sounds dumb. And I I would never stop. I mean, I think one time I may have like read what it was supposed to be about, and I was like, I don't sound good at all. And I would just scroll past it. And then one time I was like, there's literally nothing else to watch.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:39

And I was like, alright, let's see what this shit's creek is. And I watched the first episode and I was like, oh I love this. And yeah, I was first.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

I'm not a person just to turn the TV on and like commit to something because I got my hands in ten different baskets at home already. So I don't have time to just sit there and watch a show. Yeah. And then I turn it on, and like the first episode was kind of like, oh, okay. And then the second episode, okay, and then you're just like, oh my god, before you know it.

SPEAKER_05 12:09

Yeah. Then you're like, it's six episodes in.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

Yeah, and and you're hooked. Yeah, and then you're like, Wow, the cheese! What was it? David and Eliza's, you get killed first? When they were which bed they were gonna sleep in in the room. Oh, yeah. You get killed first.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

The person always gets killed that's closest to the door. Which I live by that role. Yeah. Except for when I'm with my daughter. Yeah. Then I'm like, I guess you don't get killed first. You get away first.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Well, that's funny because like literally that's how I decide what side of the bed I'm sleeping on. Wherever we live or move or live in, I'm like, okay, you sleep closest to the door, so if that means we switch sides every fucking second.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

Oh, you want to turn the bed around while we sit down?

SPEAKER_05 12:53

Yeah, we're gonna be sleeping on the other side.

SPEAKER_00 12:55

I'm not dying.

SPEAKER_05 12:57

You're gonna die first.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

I think about but I also think let me face the door. Because there's a good chance he's gonna be still asleep and everything. So what's most important now for me is which side of the bed is the restroom.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Oh, there you go. See now me, like me and Randy, we just have we have a side of the bed. And I sleep, which is funny, I am left-handed, but I sleep on the right side of the bed, and he sleeps on the left side of the bed. So he's always on my left, and I'm always on his right. So no matter where we go, we're staying in a hotel, staying with family, no matter where we go. Yeah, holiday, we always sleep, and it doesn't matter which direction the bed is facing, if it's near the door, if it's near the bathroom, it doesn't matter. We always sleep on the same side of the bed.

SPEAKER_05 13:45

Yeah, it always matters.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

They always sleep on the same side.

SPEAKER_05 13:49

As long as it's also not next to a wall.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Being next to a wall sucks.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

I am not gonna sleep in a bed that's next to the wall and someone's on the other side either. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

I will be near the exit.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

Yeah. No, I just it's claustrophobia. Are you kidding me? Now I'm stuck in this spot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

Oh, I do have to say the only thing that the only caveat or whatever you want to call it to that side of the bed is in the camper. In the camper, I sleep on the inside, so I am on his left side. So you can escape first. No, I'm on the inside. I'm by the wall. Oh, no. Well, you know what? I have to tell you, um, during the winter I love it because it's cold. And I literally will like all hug the wall. I'll hug me the car. I'll like hug the wall and be like, It's she's been like this forever.

SPEAKER_05 14:53

Yeah. Oh, again, I lean.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

Maybe she's 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 14:57

It's 30 degrees, and I'm standing outside in a t-shirt. Yeah. That's when we had the freeze. Yeah, when we had last weekend.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

I feel like this is just gonna be me slurping on my phone.

SPEAKER_06 15:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

It's alright, this is the tester episode. Yeah. It'll be like, how many hours do we need to record to come up with valid content?

SPEAKER_00 15:28

It'd be like she's on drink three.

SPEAKER_05 15:34

She's also really hot, you know, because she's next to the fire. Yeah. Oh yeah, that roaring fire we got going.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Yeah, we always have to change the fireplace.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Did we figure out how to do that? Yeah, she knows how to work. But then she put one on earlier. She's like, I feel like I'm in hell.

SPEAKER_04 15:47

Oh my god, let me show you. I put on a different fire earlier. Oh, that's empty. That's sad. Yeah. I put on a different fire earlier. You just have to do shots now. It was this one.

SPEAKER_06 15:57

That one?

SPEAKER_04 15:58

And I think the dumb stay fire. I know. Oh my god. I feel like we were in hell. Yeah, I just changed it to that. It's and I feel like I'm in. I'm gonna have some barbecue. We're gonna die. This is the one we've been watching. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

You have some barbecue chips on it?

SPEAKER_04 16:17

Um, I'm not in the mood to drink any barbecue chips, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

I'm gonna pull you a barbecue chips.

SPEAKER_04 16:21

No, uh give me the fireball. Just one chip, though.

SPEAKER_05 16:24

Just one chip.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Just one singular here.

SPEAKER_06 16:28

God. Jesus. Fireball, please sponsor us. Perfectly. I thought it was the shotgun! By the way, this is when we think we're all super hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

Fireball is that gas station?

SPEAKER_04 16:43

No, no, this is the liquor st this is from the liquor store fireball. It's the apple. Yeah, the blazon apple from the liquor store. So it's real fire. And I even asked her too. I go, is this the real fireball or is this the kind you get from the gas station? No.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

They love it. They'll say that.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

Say what? You want a barbecue chip with you?

SPEAKER_05 17:01

It's still fireball, but the one it's only the grocery store ones are done with wine. Yeah. But what?

SPEAKER_01 17:08

They can't even how do they call it fireball then?

SPEAKER_05 17:10

Because it's still under the same brand. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

So it's fireball wine.

SPEAKER_05 17:14

Because in a grocery store, you cannot say here in the state of Texas, you cannot buy hard alcohol unless you're in there's other states that are the same.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

But like Cali wasn't like that. Washington's not like that. Oh, this is different. They just have it locked up in Washington, but you can still just buy it. I can't see shit.

SPEAKER_04 17:32

Would you like to use glasses over there? No, there's glasses over there. I have glasses everywhere in this house. There's a pair of glasses right there.

SPEAKER_00 17:38

I found five pairs of glasses.

SPEAKER_04 17:43

These are prescriptions. Are those dirty?

SPEAKER_03 17:45

No, it just didn't amplify anything.

SPEAKER_04 17:47

Oh. Put it on your face. I feel left out. Yeah, you gotta put them on your face. No.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

I am currently wearing flamingo glasses. There we go.

SPEAKER_06 17:57

So why are they so ridiculous?

SPEAKER_04 18:03

They are ridiculous. I have this for my 50th birthday.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

Oh, yeah, it's a little bit different when I put it on and on. Oh, so the gas stations. Actually, I never saw what happened with the end of that lawsuit where the uh people someone decided to uh sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. My head was chopped off.

unknown 18:33

See?

SPEAKER_03 18:34

She tried to chop off my head again. She did.

SPEAKER_05 18:37

I see that. She might be racist. I don't know.

unknown 18:39

Right?

SPEAKER_00 18:40

No one knows.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Wait, didn't you say earlier you were gonna have your card revoked?

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Oh, that's because you were trying to get flamingo ness.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

Flamingo. Flamingo or flamingo. There's too much flamingo talk. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

Too many flamingoings. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

Fingoings. I'm not sure if there was what happened in the lawsuit, but the gas station version of these where it's just what is it, wine? Wine. Same as the grocery store. Kind of the same as uh those whatever non-like four you can get in there.

SPEAKER_04 19:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

The fireball just says fireball on it.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

So if you look closely, the real ones say fireball whiskey.

SPEAKER_04 19:23

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

So that's what fireball said. It was like, hey, we're not misleading people. It doesn't say whiskey anywhere on the bottom. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

Well, and it's same as things. No, if you can't buy liquor there, you're not getting actually.

SPEAKER_05 19:37

Same with those circle. What are those circle things? Oh, it tastes good with cherry buzz balls. Yeah, same with buzz balls. But once you buy a car.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

It does have buzz balls. Oh, right there, I see it.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

The ones in liquor stores and stuff, they're all made I mean not liquor stores, the one in gas stations, they're all made with wine. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Yeah, and that's what fireballs is, too.

SPEAKER_05 19:54

And anyone who knows anything about the state of Texas, if you walk into a gas station, you're not getting the one with whiskey.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

That's what I think. So they do something tricky too, because the original ones they had, if I'm not mistaken, the very top right there where it just said firewall. I know. See, the real one said fireball whiskey up top. And then the ones at the gas station just says fireball. It's just the exact same label. The only thing that's missing is the word whiskey. You don't know. Yeah. And so they were they sued fireball for being misleading.

SPEAKER_05 20:27

You could sue anyone that's being sold in a cool.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

But the thing is, is common sense. If you know in the state that you live in, you cannot buy liquor unless it's at a liquor store. But then if you see something at a gas station or the Walmart or the grocery store or something, you should know it's not liquor because you cannot buy liquor outside of a liquor store. I'm buying buzz balls. Yeah, buzz balls.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

I know there ain't no goddamn kilos.

SPEAKER_05 20:56

And yeah, the same as any of your the coolers that the seltzer water and stuff. They don't have like you have to go to the liquor store to get the ones that have vodka in them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

I didn't drink my potato chip. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

That's the thing, is that's the problem nowadays is people have lost common sense. Like they've just they don't have that common sense.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

Or they just don't care, or they're just like nobody here, but never shot a potato chip before.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

I know, yeah. It's awful.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Do you feel good about yourself? Delicious.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

Yeah, it was like a slightly. Would you like a little bit more? Oh yeah. Would you like to be a little bit Alexis? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A little bit lexus.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

Let me know when to pull the ones up.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

If I were to drop it like it was hot, I wouldn't be able to get back up again. Are you sure?

SPEAKER_03 21:58

I'm good.

SPEAKER_05 22:00

Would you like small potato chip? More potato chip.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

It tastes good with cherry juice. Don't know why.

SPEAKER_05 22:07

How about you just do this?

SPEAKER_01 22:12

But now I just feel like I have aftertaste of like lace. It's like Lay's, literally like Lay's barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

It just hangs with you. The shot was mild, actually, but it's the aftertaste.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Yeah, it's what sticks around.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

That's like it's like the barbecue seasonings.

SPEAKER_05 22:27

Right? Like they just sprinkle. It's not like excessively vodka-y.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

It's not.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

It's not, and it doesn't have that like hotness to it. Like when you take a shot of vodka. It's like it's very like misleading. But the barbecue It's aggressive.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

It's really aggressive. Very misplaced.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

It should not be no. No one should have ever done that.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

But you know what might be cool though? It's probably seasoning and brisket in that.

SPEAKER_05 22:58

You know, I could. I still think though, like if you had a Bloody Mary, maybe I think this is the only place for that. Because you already have like Worcestershire sauce and stuff in there. And these people that want to put like a whole plate of food on top of their Bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Oh, you could go with the Bloody Marys that have all the crackers.

SPEAKER_05 23:17

But this would this is its only place. It's only saving Grace is a Bloody Mary. Yes. There is no other place for this. No. By the way, I have skill potty, so why don't you all come along with me? I took my microphone off when I I'm not doing that. She said, We're gonna have to edit that out. Edit it out. And we locked the door. Yeah. It's a journey. It's a journey for me and a journey for you. Oh, I think she is. And it'll be a journey for someone else later.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

Yeah, she's turning off, so we'll have to do your Spotify has an area where it will subscribe, which y'all should subscribe. You get like your own special special, like they get different things because they're paying to listen. And so my joke was feet and potatoes.

SPEAKER_05 24:07

You can't be stealing my feet and potatoes. Yeah, it's steal feet and potatoes. Are you still on?

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Yes, you.

SPEAKER_05 24:14

Alright, how's it? Is your green light on? Because we all went to the bathroom the other.

SPEAKER_06 24:20

We went to P. Speed!

SPEAKER_05 24:24

Say good luck to the editor on that one.

SPEAKER_06 24:28

I'm gonna love that.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

I literally just I don't know if this sounds like I'm yelling at you on my talk video, but I've been doing this a lot. So the breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

I put it with air hog in, by the way.

SPEAKER_06 24:42

Oh, it's so much fun. She's gonna be like I'm gonna be editing, holding the baby. I'm just gonna say the same thing. She's gonna be holding the baby, editing, and I just throw the baby across the room.

SPEAKER_05 24:57

I just I just am gonna take y'all on a little tour right now. Okay. I just now noticed that the light switch has a flamingo on it. It does.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

You just noticed. How did you just now notice that?

SPEAKER_05 25:08

There's a flamingo picture on the wall. Yes. There's another one that says flamingo parking only visitors will turn pink. Violators will turn pink. There's a flamingo lounge picture on the wall. There is a flamingo- is that neon lighting. There's a flamingo holding a wine bottle. No, I need a flamingo. Two flamingos hovering over some weird straws. There are some flamingo glasses. There is a good vibes only sign that is in pink like a flamingo. There is a flamingo with it's an inner tube. It was my birthday card from Erin last year. It's an inner tube, which she does have a flamingo floaty. I don't know what they were about from the cloud. And there's several flamingo cards on the thing. There is from her birthday party a year and a half at least ago. Um, let's flamingo, let's get flocked up on the wall by people. Then I'm gonna just go over to this other side. There's another pair of flamingo glasses. There's a flamingo lego. There are flamingo cups on the thing, on the wall, plastic flamingo cups. There is a flamingo and a plant and a flamingo on the wall. I think I have given me that amazing flamingo painting.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

Flamingo Lego set? Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

I also gave her one of those, even though she already had one, and I had it before she had that one, and I had to wait for her birthday, and then she got one, and I was just like, that's fucking bullshit. Anywho, that is the amount of flamingos. Oh wait, there's flamingo glasses over there on the wall across from us as well.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

There's more flamingos than the other lyrics.

SPEAKER_05 26:52

Now we can also talk about the pineapples, but that will be left for another.

SPEAKER_04 26:59

I don't know if none of the pineapple none of the pineapples are upside up.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

He also has a purse that has pineapples.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

But none of the pineapples are upside down. They are all right side up.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

The purse ones are upside down and right side up.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

I say, thank God.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

Yeah. Although there isn't a weird bowl that I've heard keys go into when some of us are not invited.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Although, T, we have talked about when we do our camping trips, getting a flamingo and putting it upside down at our campsite. Not a flamingo, a pineapple. We've joked about getting pineapples and putting them on our campsite.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

So I'm also going camping.

SPEAKER_04 27:43

No, we have a lot of fun when we do our little group camping trip. We try to get our sites next to each other. I don't have sure you have a lot of fun, mother.

SPEAKER_06 27:51

Um, Randy? Question.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

I thought Chrissy was in the store.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

I've not been invited to those parties.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

It's a star.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

This is a star. You don't say the heart R.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

And it's gonna be a four-hour podcast. If you get through it, you get a prize. What's the prize?

SPEAKER_05 28:27

A plastic flamingo cup. Plastic flamingo cup.

SPEAKER_00 28:31

I will send you one of her uh flamingo cups. She has four thousand.

SPEAKER_05 28:36

You have to pay for shipping.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

Not covering shipping and handling.

SPEAKER_05 28:41

We're a startup. We don't have any splashes. Yeah, the shipping handling is like this item is only $4.99, but the shipping will is triple the price. Yeah, it's like, oh, I will not $39.99. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

Like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Get over here. The kids have been. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

And that they keep walking in here and they're being like, for this long is shocking.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

My hunter was trying to be very involved. I told him that kids are not allowed on Spotify and that we'll get in trouble. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

So do what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

I was like, see how we would put down black pastors.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

And we're gonna get shopping for our podcast.

SPEAKER_04 29:38

I am an advocate for lying to your children. You heard this first hot take.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

As her oldest child, I already knew. There are some things I wish she lied to me about when she didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

Do what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

Why did you not lie to me about who my dad was?

SPEAKER_05 29:58

It just got real dark.

SPEAKER_06 30:27

Something in there maybe you're like maybe we can get a finish. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 30:37

Same class, same tip.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Oh my god. You know the last good one cough. I know.

SPEAKER_05 30:51

Honey, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_06 30:53

Not coke.

SPEAKER_05 30:59

No, I would never do that. I didn't just come from Washington. You weren't there very long.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

Yeah, but I've been there before.

SPEAKER_05 31:06

Oh my god, it's the funniest thing.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

I mean that could also make problems. I mean talking about Washington, my bad.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

When I went to Washington for the baby to be for the baby's birth.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

Which was very eventful for her.

SPEAKER_04 31:22

It was very eventful. Oh my god, I gotta tell that story. Save it for another time. Okay, well, hold on. So we can't say everything in Washington. Oh, I know, you can't say everything in the first podcast.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

We gotta control ourselves. Well, no, we can't the end of this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Whatever we decide.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Edit out, edit out. Well, she's gonna listen to this one already for like four hours. I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:44

So we even there's probably some more you can have. So we're in Washington, and it was it was before the baby was born, and so we're doing some sight driving around doing some sightseeing. And um she takes it. Yeah. Oh, for her phone call. Yeah. We're driving around doing some sightseeing, and there was a that weed shop or whatever you call it. A dispenser dispensary. Dispensary.

SPEAKER_01 32:12

I don't remember the different statements.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

There was a dispensary that uh we went to.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

Um not for me, I was pregnant.

SPEAKER_04 32:22

Yeah, no, that her husband her husband wanted to pregnant. I didn't actually that her husband wanted to go into. And she's like, Mom, do you want to go in and check it out? It's pretty cool. And I'm like, No, I'm okay. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Maybe you want to see it. When you did it, it wasn't legal.

unknown 32:37

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

I thought it'd be exciting.

SPEAKER_06 32:38

I was 18.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

I don't I like to check him out because I'm interested in what there's some crazy stuff out here now. Yeah, and look I I still have this sneaking suspicion that maybe the few times I've actually tried it, I've been doing it wrong.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

But like there's really only one way to do it. Did you inhale? I did not inhale.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

That's actually wrong. I can't inhale. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

You're doing it wrong then. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

So when I do it, it's kind of like you're just like like little bits and so like Zach will get mad at me when he used to smoke or whenever he smokes, he'll be like, I'll be like, yeah, you were drinking them. It's like, yeah, I'll try a cigarette. He's like, really? And then you spit it out of your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Just give me the damn cigarette. Let me do what I want with my mouth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

It doesn't actually go into your lungs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

So I feel like I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

You just it's just to look cool.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

And I tried gummies. And I have another friend, she she's all about it, and she's productive. She's like, she's like, I'm relaxed, the the thoughts are there and I can get my stuff done. Me, she's like, oh they must be giving you some hybrid or some indica.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

That's why I was gonna say indica is gonna knock you out.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Yeah, indica in the sheets, so that's why you're you're sleeping all the time. So I was like, well, fine, give me the real stuff.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Some people honestly like it doesn't really matter.

SPEAKER_04 34:19

It just It when back when I was uh 18 or something like that and I was doing it would just it would just put me to sleep every single time. It just put me right to sleep.

SPEAKER_06 34:30

That's me.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

And I was like, I don't understand, I don't I don't care like I don't this isn't fun for me because I literally just I'm tired I just want to go to sleep. Like this isn't fun for me. I mean yeah, but but if I was trying to be out having fun with my friends partying or whatever, and then you know, people are yeah, people are doing myself away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they're they're passing it around and I'm like, ooh, okay, I'll try it. And then I'm all like, okay, I'm ready to go to sleep now. Like, it just it wasn't worth it for me. I didn't enjoy it. I'd much rather drink. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

So Yeah, I know. I'd much rather drink 'cause I'm interested in like different dispensaries to see maybe maybe they have cleaner stuff or the kind of vibe they got.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

So I think it matters also like the percentage in it too. Oh yeah. Well, and with gummies and like edibles in general, like what they don't always tell you is like one gummy is usually like way too much for the average person who doesn't pursue it all the time. So like no one's gonna take like we just nibble on the corner of this.

SPEAKER_04 35:39

They just pop out the whole gummy in their mouth.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

And then you don't feel it an hour later, you pop another one, and then you're in the other dimension.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Another dimension.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Whatever. Real video whatever TikTok where this black guy is in his car up on a lunch break and he just popped the edible and he gets on this video and he's just like, he's like, white people, like why do you why do you make dummies so strong?

SPEAKER_02 36:08

It's just like little like maybe maybe he's maybe ten years older than me at least, and he's just like, but he is gone. These things are so strong. I was just trying to get me a little relaxation on my life right now. You ain't gonna back to work to drive to this is something to eat for fun.

SPEAKER_00 36:40

You're gonna be calling outstead.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Yeah, I can't come back from lunch.

SPEAKER_00 36:47

Oh look on the internet. Yeah, it's fine. It's not fine.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

So I'm aware that edibles can be very strong, and even then, I only double a corner of it if that's you're like, I just need to be. Yeah. Yeah. I think I need a line.

SPEAKER_04 37:03

So is your daughter is that your daughter? Why does she keep calling you?

SPEAKER_03 37:07

She's like, podcasting glass. Yeah. You're doing it wrong, Mom.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

I'm a teenage girl, I know the right way to do everything. No, he said no idea. He has no idea.

SPEAKER_01 37:43

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

The last thing I want to do is prove him, right?

SPEAKER_06 37:54

No, I guess he has no idea what's up there. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_01 37:58

What?

SPEAKER_06 37:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Hi. We weren't talking about the word connecting.

SPEAKER_04 38:05

You are connecting. You and your sister wife. And then you got your sister wife over here.

SPEAKER_05 38:17

I'll I'll push you up to get you up. Yes. Just really wanted to.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Look at that jiggle. Nice. I like that jiggle. If you're going into pee, you're gonna have to wait your turn. I think Randy just went in there.

SPEAKER_06 38:34

No.

SPEAKER_00 38:34

You can get 40 bathrooms, mother. Oh, can you go upstairs?

SPEAKER_04 38:38

I do have 40 bathrooms.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

Not actually, but we're gonna be amazing.

unknown 38:43

It would be just great.

SPEAKER_05 38:44

No, you only need enough bathrooms for the people that live in the house. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 38:48

We need six bathrooms.

SPEAKER_05 38:49

We need six bathrooms.

SPEAKER_06 38:51

Oh, look, there's a strip show. All right.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

The quickest way to get rid of a man. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 39:13

Or you just start talking about your hair routine.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

So what I do is I put this texturized in my van. And then I blow dry one way.

SPEAKER_04 39:25

Okay, the man's gone. Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

Oh, I have to put hops in. Literally the pain of my spirit.

SPEAKER_06 39:32

Just put on. What are you gonna hear on this bar? Can I hear the milk spray?

SPEAKER_00 39:42

Milk spray that. I'll be sitting for something. Ask me to hear the milk spray. I'll be like, Yeah, you can hear that? And he's like, and I'm like, no, but no.

SPEAKER_06 39:52

He's like, no, and I'm like, no, listen. Listen, listen to my moves.

SPEAKER_05 40:01

You know when you go to the farm and the farm man gets his little three-lace little store and he gets out there and goes milking the cow. This is what I hear when this is happening.

SPEAKER_04 40:16

There's any marshmallows in this one.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

I got a delicious marshmallow.

SPEAKER_04 40:20

Oh, we'll see. What do you got there? Nothing butt cakes? I know.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

Nothing buttons cake.

SPEAKER_04 40:26

Nothing butt cakes sponsored us.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

Ooh. How's it going?

SPEAKER_04 40:32

How'd it go?

SPEAKER_03 40:33

You guys are gonna have fun taking like six hours.

SPEAKER_00 40:38

Yeah. You know what? I'll be doing when that happens. 30 minutes? I'm about to say it's about to be a six-hour long episode.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

Grandma. Just uh TMI. I'm gonna still see your candy.

SPEAKER_04 40:53

Only a couple, don't eat them all. Do you know what TMI means?

SPEAKER_06 40:57

Oh, M M I Oh my God. I think I am.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

I'm giving you too much information, girl.

SPEAKER_00 41:05

So me and mom went somewhere. I don't remember where we went.

SPEAKER_01 41:08

But I was texting Emma. I was just like, oh, do you want something from her?

SPEAKER_00 41:12

Oh and she texted me. She goes, okay, I love you, KYS.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

I was like, I literally was like, she was my daughter just told me to kill myself. I'm like, she said what to you? She's like, she said KYS. I'm like, what's KYS?

SPEAKER_06 41:30

She's like yourself. I'm like, no, no, no. She thought, what did you think it was?

SPEAKER_05 41:34

Why is there even an Anagram? I don't know. There is because there's bullies out there. But I don't remember what she thought.

SPEAKER_00 41:40

She meant she thought it meant like kiss you soon or some shit like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:44

But I was like, the joy of being attracted.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

And that, do you know what you just said to me?

SPEAKER_02 41:49

She's like, yeah, kiss you soon. I was trying it out. And I was like, no, no. This already has a meaning. And it means kill yourself. You don't have to make it up.

SPEAKER_00 41:57

She goes, oh my god, I'm so sorry, Mom. Please don't kill yourself. Like, no, like a 12-year-old is not gonna make me kill myself.

SPEAKER_04 42:06

Oh, my 12-year-old said KYS. Okay. I guess what am I doing tomorrow? Trigger warning. KYS.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

KYS. Edit.

SPEAKER_04 42:21

We'll just edit this out.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

Trigger warning. Slight talk about KYS.

SPEAKER_05 42:28

If you don't know what KYS is, it's kiss you soon. We're taking it over.

SPEAKER_00 42:37

Reclaiming it.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

T just like what did I miss? T, what do you think KYS stands for?

SPEAKER_02 42:46

KYS?

SPEAKER_04 42:47

Mm-hmm. You're like B T W F Y I. K Y S.

SPEAKER_06 42:52

Too many letters. Kill you soon. Oh, I like that butter guy.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

I like that one much better.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

I got a few people I'm gonna send that to. KYS.

unknown 43:05

KYI. KYS.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

BTW.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

KYS. Okay, those are delicious for me.

SPEAKER_04 43:17

Oh, those are so good, aren't they? That's dangerous. I know.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

Wait here. What?

SPEAKER_05 43:20

Did you go shopping before you came here? She did, yeah. Why are you so much better than me?

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Every time we hang out, we end up drinking, and then we're like, you know what we should have done? What should we do for dinner? Randy comes over here palading like, I'm so hungry for dinner. Yeah. Okay, it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 43:38

Are we gonna eat? Are we planning on eating? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

What do we do?

SPEAKER_05 43:41

So I was just saying, and then it's an argument about what are we gonna order? I don't want that.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Oh, but I I will say me and Randy are on the save wing, length usually at the same time, we're like, we're hungry. Why are we eating? I'm breastfeeding, so I'm just always hungry.

SPEAKER_05 43:55

Yeah. But you know, that's what we're calling the extra train. Breakfast tomorrow. Or a late night set. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:02

That'll be me in like forty minutes.

SPEAKER_05 44:06

Enjoy the cheeseless lasagna.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Did you eat it?

SPEAKER_02 44:10

That's why there's so much meat. That's hilarious. So much meat and no cheese.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

That's what she said. Oh, that's what she said. So just finished church.

SPEAKER_06 44:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:27

And the deacon happened to be our neighbor and still. It's going in a great path. And my mom was talking to the deacon about his wife or something, you know. And I think they were talking about someone who was ill or whatever, and so they're upset because they're gaining weight, had to be on steroids or whatever ill ailment they're on. Yeah. And so you know my mom turns to the deacon and goes, you know, in reference to just having that conversation about his wife, was like, you know what they say though? And he's like, No, ma'am, I don't. And and then she goes, Well, you know, the uh the bones are no fun without the meat. And I looked at my mom and was like, and then they bust out laugh.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

This man just got done with the start. And then she made that joke, and then we walked out and said, Oh god, I just made that joke in church.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Oh god. Oh my god. I'm gonna be struck dead right here. You gotta have some meat. You need a whole hot dog.

SPEAKER_05 45:40

And I don't want your six inches. That would be too intense if you saw her figures. That's what she said. That's what she said.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

I can't believe they made barbecue vodka and replaced the peach vodka with it.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

No, but let's the the alarming thing about that. There was a room full of people that sat at a table. All around this table, they said, hey guys, we need you to bring in your best ideas for a flavored vodka. So each group, your representative is gonna come to the table and bring your best version of a flavored vodka that not everyone else has. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_00 46:37

Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_05 46:38

We're all gonna come to the table. Barbecue vodka got brought to this table. Might not have one, but it was like the top contender. It was. It was the top contender to where at this table they said barbecue vodka, we're gonna try it out.

SPEAKER_06 46:57

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

Like corn vodka, we're gonna try it out. What were the other options?

SPEAKER_06 47:03

Burrito? Vodka? We're gonna try it out. What kind of burrito?

SPEAKER_05 47:10

Fucking chicken burrito. Eat it, bean burrito.

SPEAKER_06 47:13

We're putting.

SPEAKER_05 47:14

And I want y'all to go down to the vodka distillery that we we pay and have them flavored vodka. And then you three are bringing your guys' vodka back to this table in a month's time. Yeah. A month later. Soak some cold barbecue. Burrito and barbecue came back to the table. They all sat out with a table full of people in suits and ties. Maybe flip-flops. Depending on where they went. They all sat at this table and they all went with a glass three glasses of water and three shots of alcohol in front of them. And say, I know, I know. But they can't take the whole shot. All I have to take it, smell it, and taste it. And then they put it down with not the whole shot gone. Take some water, clean out, and try the next one. Yeah, they gotta clean the palate. Barbecue vodka won. That battle that day.

SPEAKER_06 48:18

Barbecue Lay's chips. Roped in vodka, then strained into a bottle. One the battle.

SPEAKER_05 48:30

And that's what you brought home with you. But it was just a small bottle. If you still brought it home like it was a good idea. We had to take it just as bad as the people sitting at this table.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

We had to taste it. They had a big one.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

Yeah, a big one. But but I think it was the same bottles there that were there the last time we were there. Check the dust on it next time. Yeah, I don't think anybody's buying that.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

There's no way. Corn vodka is a thing. I think that's the basis of the.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

I was just being facilitated. Isn't corn corn mixed whiskey, right?

SPEAKER_01 49:09

Yeah, potatoes.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

There's a song about it. Corn makes whiskey. I wish literally mixed vodka.

SPEAKER_05 49:18

Who wants a burrito flavored vodka?

SPEAKER_02 49:21

That song cut out.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

No one.

SPEAKER_06 49:25

No. I don't need a dinner flavored vodka. Fruit-flavored vodka.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

How awful can it get? Ooh. It's like cold pork flavored. Oh my god. It's like vodka alpenne, right? Ooh. Vodka alpenny?

SPEAKER_04 49:40

Oh, there is a pasta with the vodka sauce. Yeah, with the vodka sauce. That's different though. But I don't want that in a shot. What do you want my vodka taste like? vodka with pasta in it. I'm okay with I'm okay with my pasta tasting like vodka, but I don't want my vodka to taste like pasta.

SPEAKER_05 49:59

But that doesn't even taste like vodka. Well, no, it doesn't. It just because it's all cooked off. Yeah, it is. It's all cooked off.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

Our vodka will taste like pasta water. It'll be great.

SPEAKER_06 50:10

How about hot dog flavor? Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

Hot dog boiled hot dog flavored vodka. How about pickled flavored vodka? They have that, yeah. They have it.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:30

It's like meatless beef. For all you non-alcoholics, vodkaless vodka.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

This is our new business idea. The flamingo lounge, vodka less vodka.

SPEAKER_05 50:40

It will taste like water with a slight weird extra.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

Don't ask for the extra.

SPEAKER_05 50:48

It's gonna make your tongue burn a little bit. That's it. It's fine. We'll we'll we'll partner with uh round rock vodka. Round rock vodka. Spongers.

SPEAKER_07 51:01

We have the great idea.

SPEAKER_05 51:03

The only vodka of the flamingo rounds. Yes. Round rock vodka.

SPEAKER_00 51:07

Unless you can afford Tos.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

Don't say that in the same episode. We could do that next one.

SPEAKER_00 51:14

Cheetos, we'll talk next episode. Also, D Betty, we'll talk the episode after that. And God for loving.

SPEAKER_04 51:22

We'll talk after that.

SPEAKER_01 51:25

We already get goodnight women for free sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

We do. Diana knows the owner or somebody maker of he banks at her bank. He brings her free goodnight loving vodka.

SPEAKER_03 51:39

I literally felt like a Ricky Martin sponsor.

SPEAKER_04 51:42

She buys. We could get goodnight loving disponsers. I got connection. No, you know what? Do they have Goodnight Loving? Yeah, goodnight loving.

SPEAKER_05 51:55

I'm assuming they must. That's open to the public. Oh. We could have an episode there.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

Marketing energies! Yes! I know.

SPEAKER_05 52:09

I'm trying to edit things out. I'm trying to take a yoga class at the Huddle Wine Lounge. Well, they do candle making. And they do Pilates we found out today. So I'm like, I'm gonna. Who goes on a wine bar for Pilates though? Hey!

SPEAKER_00 52:23

It's it's gonna put what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_04 52:25

Is it early or sip it's wind down? Wind down.

SPEAKER_05 52:29

Wind down and relax.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

Window and relax. Where were yoga and wine down wind down and relax, I think. What was the one about the sun salutation? Oh! Oh, at the coffee, if we do if you do the at the coffee and sun salutate. Yeah, caffe caffeinate and sun salutate. If it was at the coffee time.

SPEAKER_00 52:47

I'm unemployed and I live in my mom's house.

SPEAKER_05 52:50

I have a lot of time on my hands. I spend like 40 hours a day pumping on my room. I wish I were unemployed. But I wish I had a sugar tap.

SPEAKER_04 53:03

I don't have a paying job, but I don't have a paying job, but I'm super busy. I'm just like I'm just exhausted. Yeah, all the time. All the time.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

All the time. I'm exhaustedly employed.

SPEAKER_05 53:19

So I'm not gonna I'm not trying to meet. I already don't like the Okay.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Listen.

SPEAKER_06 53:26

We're good. It's gonna be good.

SPEAKER_05 53:28

Listen. No, no. We're not ready to miss out.

SPEAKER_00 53:33

I'm on you.

SPEAKER_05 53:35

Are you are you still doing yoga?

SPEAKER_00 53:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:38

Like every day?

SPEAKER_00 53:39

No.

SPEAKER_05 53:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

Obviously, I need to. I'm not trying to be mean. To be real, I sometimes prioritize a nap over yoga.

SPEAKER_05 53:52

And I can't touch my toes, so like I.

SPEAKER_00 53:55

I can't?

SPEAKER_05 53:56

Oh god, no.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

Like you can touch your toes. You're not bending from the right. You don't touch my toes.

SPEAKER_04 54:04

Dude, I am first of all, I'm fat and I'm old. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 54:09

I can't.

SPEAKER_04 54:10

I can touch my toes. Well, no. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 54:19

That's not to touch my toes. I'm touching the legs. No, I'm a long ways away.

SPEAKER_05 54:32

It's a long ways away.

SPEAKER_03 54:33

Well, you have the right motion though, your legs straight.

SPEAKER_05 54:36

Yeah. It's still a long ways away.

SPEAKER_01 54:37

At least your legs aren't long.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

I don't know. I could do it this way with my legs straight.

SPEAKER_01 54:42

You just gotta stretch it out. I can't stretch it out.

SPEAKER_04 54:45

Can't do it if I'm standing up.

SPEAKER_05 54:48

But see, I I do too. Oh because you do it because I'm old and my body should be stretching every day to be better.

SPEAKER_01 54:58

And feel better. It's supposed to be my job, but I had a bad break. I did it at the beginning. And then my hips started popping out of place and I said, I'm done.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Mine do that like when I walk up the stairs. Yeah, I wake up in the morning and my hips hurt. My hips slide to my brain every day. I'm checking out of the Yeah, not all that's happening with our seven-year-old sleeping about this every night. There's a reason there's no he doesn't have any younger siblings. Well that even before I didn't have a uterus.

SPEAKER_00 55:37

There's an important part in my state.

SPEAKER_04 55:38

Well, even before I didn't have a uterus. Oh, that he did it. Yeah. Well, when we get that bunk bed set up, he is going back to his room. I I agree. Uh yeah, they dropped it off today.

SPEAKER_01 55:53

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

Yeah. Project for tomorrow. Yep. We gotta clean out the room tomorrow, put the bunk bed together. Yeah, we went to Y instead. Uh yeah. You know, you know, yeah. And uh get that bedroom set back up for uh and then put Hunter. Which I'm hoping because he won't be alone in the room, he'll have somebody with him, that maybe he'll actually sleep in his bed all night.

SPEAKER_03 56:19

You know, he would not leave my side as well. So I had to do the pillow barrier eventually. I had to get him in the dad to get a you know, a uh king-sized bed. He would only take a nap in my bed. Yeah. He wouldn't take a nap at the bunk. It was just miserable. So I would do the pillow barrier around him in the bed. And there was at least two times where it made me give up and just say, okay, I'm just gonna put him in the script for now, and because I'd come back to the room, and this poor child who was in the middle of my king bed is on the floor somehow. I think he was probably four or five at that time. Yeah. He just rolled off the bed and I walked in there and I'm like, Where's the baby? Where did they go? Because he's looking for my body, so he keeps rolling.

SPEAKER_06 57:14

Oh, yeah. He's too tired to move. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:20

So I'm looking at the bed and I was like, where's the baby? And like, Zach, did you move the baby? No. Okay. I was like, you're fucking me, right? Go back in the room. Because you just get to the door. Because I didn't even walk in the room. I just walked to the door and I look straight at the bed and like he's not there.

SPEAKER_05 57:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

And you're like, I backtracked, and it's like, where do you go? And then I went back to my room, and when I went in the door, I saw him just asleep.

SPEAKER_05 57:46

Sound asleep. And then you're like, do I need to check to make sure he's alive? But I don't want to wake up.

SPEAKER_00 57:58

So I just thought that was my body. He's like, oh, I found her.

SPEAKER_04 58:04

He's like, we're good. We're good. And my cars are here.

SPEAKER_06 58:10

Yeah. He's asleep.

SPEAKER_04 58:11

He's asleep. I don't want to disturb him. I'm not waking him. He's good. He's good. Well, you remember when Archer fell asleep like standing up at the couch?

SPEAKER_06 58:23

Yes, he fell asleep like standing up at the couch.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

He was so tired. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:32

He was so grumpy.

SPEAKER_04 58:33

He was so lumpy that day.

SPEAKER_05 58:36

And yeah, he was so tired. Like, I don't understand when kids are like.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

Oh yeah. Yeah, he is angry. He is. He needs some mama milk.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

I think this episode is way too long anyway. It is.

SPEAKER_04 58:50

Well, we're gonna definitely edit it down. That's what she said. Goodbye. Thank you for joining us in the Flamingo Lounge. We'll be better. We'll be better than outro. Yeah. That's what she said. I need you.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

We're just gonna put baby crying as the outcome. Yeah. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. This is what ended this.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

Okay, we'll end it now.

SPEAKER_00 59:10

Well, Flock, that's it for this round at the lounge. If you laughed, learned something, or are now questioning our life choices, then our job here is done. For more chaos, behind the scenes moments, and everything we probably shouldn't post but do anyways, follow us on Facebook and Instagram at the Flamingo Lounge Podcast.

SPEAKER_04 59:25

Until next time, stay Flaming Flock!